I think the Singapore Army might have brainwashed my brother? Because I just got a text from him, which (sort of) updates me about his current status in the army. Like… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER??? My brother does not contact me on his own accord, unless like… he wants something from me.
Although the text message is a reply to my text I sent him the day he had to enlist, granted that the reply is really about a week late. But still, a reply?? I thought he wasn’t even going to reply AT ALL. I was going ppsjfksdfks, you can’t spare a few cents to reply your dear sister in Australia who wanted to send you off but really, had to be studying for her degree (actually I’m just really curious as to how Tekong looks like, haha)?? And then… WHAM, I actually got a text from him. And then I replied his reply… and then… I never got a reply. PFFTTTT. Maybe I’ll get a reply a week later or something. The army only allows them to reply smses once a week is it?! Or the network only sends smses out from army camps once a week is it. I kid.
Wah lao eh what kind of brother are you. Never reply me huh, huh, HUH??! Don’t buy that paw paw thing for you ah… and no Tim Tams for you also, then you know! Tsk.